Where I’m from: Southern California
Where I would like to live: Canada/UK
Favourite food: Any kind of pasta

Religion: I go to catholic church but I’m not really religious 
Sexual orientation: Girls are hot but I don’t really want to touch their vaginas so straight
Relationship status: Come back to me
Favourite book: The Hollow by I Forgot
Favourite movie: Donnie Darko
Favourite TV show: American Horror Story

Random fact about me: I’m really fucking short. 
Favorite day of the year: That’s a tough one. I’d have to say April 25th. Because it’s not too hot, not too cold, all you need is a light jacket. 
Favourite colour: Pink
If I have any pets; if so, their names: Chiuahah, his name is Chico.
What I’m listening to right now: My best friend talking

What’s my ringtone: I never have my ringer on so I don’t even know lol
Favourite male character from a TV show: Sherklock from BBC’s Sherlock
Favourite female character from a TV show: Amy Pond from BBC’s Doctor Who
What my name means: My actual name means ‘powerfully happy’ or something, but the name I go by is a noun. It means ‘place where nuns live’. 
Celebrity crush: I don’t think you want to have this conversation with me

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jakeenglish:

you know a character is your favorite when you’re torn between wanting to love and nurture them in a motherly way and savagely fuck their brains out and also punch them in the face sometimes

fourlittlehobbits:

when it comes to reading i’m either reading 400 pages a day or taking a month to read 200 there is no inbetween

this is so true it makes me sad

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gaysee:

*scrolls through omegle to find soulmate*

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Introverts, in contrast, may have strong social skills and enjoy parties and business meetings, but after a while wish they were home in their pajamas. They prefer to devote their social energies to close friends, colleagues, and family. They listen more than they talk, think before they speak, and often feel as if they express themselves better in writing than in conversation. They tend to dislike conflict. Many have a horror of small talk, but enjoy deep discussions.
Susan Cain, Quiet  (via acideyedrops)

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The best way to get a girls attention.

sodamnrelatable:


Not this:

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But this:

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Fun fact I knew this girl from camp who had a British accent but she wasn’t from England and then one day I went to her house and her parents didn’t have a British accent either so I asked her where she got it from because I was really confused and she told me her parents faked it until she was 7 because they wanted a child with a British accent

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marieleafbread:

the parents from Easy A are essentially what’ll happen when people from tumblr start procreating